Funny email that is going around
-Darryl
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Canada was stunned today when it was announced that the Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December 15th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions, the Detroit Red Wings, and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with the Eastern Conference semifinalists, the Montreal Canadians, and Conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a series of training sessions with Sean Avery on the subject of public relations to devote more time to this unprecedented hockey crisis, a crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see a coalition of other American teams take the cup.
Note: Not sure who to give credit to.
