Thursday, 6 January 2011

Illegal Softball Bats

? Strange dreams of Mr.Sexy, my ex and Harry Judd

Before I go on and face the extensive unpacking my boxes dedicate, I have to write down my last 2 dreams.
They were so crazy!

Yesterday I dreamed that Mr.Sexy and I had a date .. you know;) * smirks, smirks *.. In any case, it Mr.Sexy, but looked like Siggi's brother in law (by the way, I dreamed the night before had .. was nothing exciting, just that I've got his teeth, which was totally disgusting, the dream probably because I break out constantly but teeth and I, when our money is there, the dentist has to ... ). It was my
J, looking like Michael and we were talking until then we snogged, etc.
Well you know that yourself, I need to explain net, what we did.
's Suddenly the door bell rings when we were still net times were finished, he opens it and comes back to me, makes it more openly and there is at once Siggi before us, I watch too amused am struggling depends to join and then asks "Well? Did they let you have range and you really worried well "
WHAT.THE: FUCK?

am Then I woke up thanks be to God!

Today then, I've dreamed I went shopping on the way to. As I meet a very pregnant, really lovely woman who had problems to which a shelf to come. The
was very nice and very relieved that I helped her, she means introduces me to her friend and turned out right as Harry Judd.
Aaaaaaaaaaaw.
I was really excited and I introduced myself, then looks me and says "Hey, you're the Dev or" I sweated and stuttered
, and asked me why the white now, and answered yes.
Harry I thought would always like to write strange things, and he did not know whether he should even talk to me on what I said "What? Only the drummer is too good to talk to me? "* Tease tease *
Haha, he looked bad and I could see that that was exactly such a Kommi of me that he did not approve and already knew. Haha
I have two take home because his girlfriend was totally out of line and said she would soon get her child, but was the first in the 8th Months and wanted to net even listen to me, that this will take and when I got home again, I grad Vice times so hard that Johnny Depp is my neighbor, his friend who was in my dream, but Reese Witherspoon and Vanessa Paradis, is also pregnant.
Johnny asked me to take care of his wife, if the blow coming, I promised door opened. Who sits pains in my apartment and HAT?
My mom and even though I was the one who was pregnant (even casually noted * lol *) .. So to check: I was pregnant, but my mom gave birth to my child .. WTF?

So I've played midwife at my child, what brought my mother to the world. Then I had to give my baby to my mom and not that I do not love my Mom, but that was too bad, because it makes my heart broke and measuring, weighing, and I had also forgotten
* giggle * And the worst part is, my mom lights right after the release of a fag and then increases with cigarette in one hand, the Baby with the other counter.

Then I remembered Johnny's wife. My mom said that she has heard the cry for hours through the apartment, I was pale, screaming at my mom that the times do not work, why they said nothing, the poor labor has .. I need to go to her and then began to run - across the house. At the top are
Johnny's other 2 children in the room and look in horror at her mom (which is even net is her mom ... ) And I go to her, she means to me .. another 5 minutes then the child is there.
knelt on the ground, and pressed the baby came out ...

Holy Crap! Why do I dream NEN shit like this??


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