Modeling Journey

Random rant: Ironing aid:-D

It is waaay too warm here and I have to iron my clothes tonight. Why ever did I wait three months to try out my new electronical washing DDD Disaster Device of Doom named washing machine I'll never understand (oh wait, that would be cause you're a LAZY BITCH!!!)

So while moping I try to get my spirits higher (without the chemical aid) with some ***TA-DA-DA-DAM!!!*** - quizzes. :-D

You know, that would explain why I never feel comfortable with other people. I'm not even always comfortable inside my own head, daydreaming. I am a failure! An error! Just kill me now. (And it doesn't raise the chances of my clothes getting ironed. More like the chances of the ice-cream getting eaten).



Tried out my chatnick/forumnick. This one sounds better. Not really. A giraffe? Me? He he, more like an elephant. (This reminds me of a Billy Boyd youtube-video, where he tells something about an expression "shagagiraffe". - What a dirty mind you have, hellweiss, but on the other side, it looks good with your laundry and the Realm of Chaos you call your home). Favourite foods: Nuts? Ok, crazy people I like. Berries? If you relate it to fruits, so okay, my interests list clearly shows that I LOVE slash. English teachers? Bah! Hated nearly all of my English teachers in all the schools.

Okay, another one.



Just better and better. Even as a superhero I am a zero. Don't have anything against the nerds, as I said, I like mixed nuts of all kinds, but what a bloody stupid kind of superhero is this? Though, my mood swings could kill anyone, I'll give you this. Perhaps the other nick will be more lucky?



:-D Just look at me now, crying deviously and stabbing a frozen coprse of Walt Disney with a cheese cutter. :-D No more Cinderella for you, guys, sooooo NOT sorry, **insert evil laugh here** Could be something from a bad horror movie. A really bad.

And the last one:



Just this: IIIIIeeeek!



Oha! Well, a callboy (or callgirl) certainly is an option. Likely the last option, but hey, if I ever become this desperate... Okay, if the callboy in question would look like Viggo Mortensen oder Karl Urban, I might be more amenable to the idea, but then again if I would want them only for their looks I could just make myself comfortable with a cutout figure of them - would be less expensive too. No, I certainly could never take an intense enough interest in a person to want to have sex with them and to be so completely uninterestend in their thoughts. Even if I were paying them.

Oh, yeah, this version makes me smile:


note that there is not a mention of the object of 'no kidding':-D Could be everything. Even the stamps collection. :-D