Thursday 24 May 2007

Random rant: Ironing aid:-D

It is waaay too warm here and I have to iron my clothes tonight. Why ever did I wait three months to try out my new electronical washing DDD Disaster Device of Doom named washing machine I'll never understand (oh wait, that would be cause you're a LAZY BITCH!!!)

So while moping I try to get my spirits higher (without the chemical aid) with some ***TA-DA-DA-DAM!!!*** - quizzes. :-D


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A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
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Definition: Error: entry not found. Please check spelling and try again.


You know, that would explain why I never feel comfortable with other people. I'm not even always comfortable inside my own head, daydreaming. I am a failure! An error! Just kill me now. (And it doesn't raise the chances of my clothes getting ironed. More like the chances of the ice-cream getting eaten).

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A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
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Definition: A large African animal related to the giraffe. Its natural diet consists of nuts, berries, and English teachers.


Tried out my chatnick/forumnick. This one sounds better. Not really. A giraffe? Me? He he, more like an elephant. (This reminds me of a Billy Boyd youtube-video, where he tells something about an expression "shagagiraffe". - What a dirty mind you have, hellweiss, but on the other side, it looks good with your laundry and the Realm of Chaos you call your home). Favourite foods: Nuts? Ok, crazy people I like. Berries? If you relate it to fruits, so okay, my interests list clearly shows that I LOVE slash. English teachers? Bah! Hated nearly all of my English teachers in all the schools.

Okay, another one.

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Your Superhero Persona
by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Nerd
Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy Hipsters
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Baseball Bat


Just better and better. Even as a superhero I am a zero. Don't have anything against the nerds, as I said, I like mixed nuts of all kinds, but what a bloody stupid kind of superhero is this? Though, my mood swings could kill anyone, I'll give you this. Perhaps the other nick will be more lucky?

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Your Superhero Persona
by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Mullet Man
Super Power Can Cry On Command
Enemy Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation Skateboard
Weapon Cheese Cutter


:-D Just look at me now, crying deviously and stabbing a frozen coprse of Walt Disney with a cheese cutter. :-D No more Cinderella for you, guys, sooooo NOT sorry, **insert evil laugh here** Could be something from a bad horror movie. A really bad.

And the last one:

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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say "When you told me to get ready for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, I didn't think you were talking about warts."


Just this: IIIIIeeeek!

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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say "Hey, I'm not paying you for your thoughts."


Oha! Well, a callboy (or callgirl) certainly is an option. Likely the last option, but hey, if I ever become this desperate... Okay, if the callboy in question would look like Viggo Mortensen oder Karl Urban, I might be more amenable to the idea, but then again if I would want them only for their looks I could just make myself comfortable with a cutout figure of them - would be less expensive too. No, I certainly could never take an intense enough interest in a person to want to have sex with them and to be so completely uninterestend in their thoughts. Even if I were paying them.

Oh, yeah, this version makes me smile:
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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say "Holy sh*t! You weren't kidding!"


note that there is not a mention of the object of 'no kidding':-D Could be everything. Even the stamps collection. :-D

Wednesday 16 May 2007

The new Harry Potter film is

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I the promo picture of Lucius Malfoy find ssssoooo hot that my beloved Viggo desktop image, which I was one and a half years faithfully, was replaced on the working computer since yesterday with the cool nasty blonde (do not be angry, Viggo, I'm Mr. Malfoy in the latest three months to have enough and then you will take your place again:-D).

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Hah, after a minute I start to have to drooling, or I'm not going to convince me just by external attributes alone. But I'm just on men (and women) with silberblondem hair, this self-confident, have on arrogance prevailing aura:-D Just me an example, I really love Eva Habermann in the role as Zev in the mini series "Lexx", although I completly meaningless and stupid opinion. And Inuyasha has my heart by storm, hehe.

on my home PC I am much more promiscuous. Here it was this cute piece of meat for the one true Death Eater par excellence make room:




Kevin Zegers did I in the film Transamerica discovered, a great film and a totally cute actors (the picture is a little older, but I did not find any good and sexy at the same screenshots from its role).

Actually for me there are only three really attractive and truly fascinating men among the actors - Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Karl Urban. But my absolute swarm of Sean Bean, there is just one beautiful picture that is also suitable as a desktop, and it is twenty years old. So pretty the picture is, but I find his character's face in the current age is much more interesting. I like him in the present films, where no time. And Karl Urban - to him there are no DVDs in German or fan sites, much less good wallpapers. The Eomer-Promo-Wallpapers I think frankly not so sparkling, sheer armor and wig you can not see that his face is totally open and friendly and the twinkle in his eyes that makes him so compelling.

Thursday 10 May 2007

moved three times as once burned

was yesterday and yesterday there was a parade official. On the one hand, I like the busy Atmosphere during a move, you meet people from other floors, which is almost equivalent to my Abeitsort with "in the other hemisphere", looking for a friendly collegial atmosphere, because everyone depends on that the other times carries the plant or the rolling container moves . And you can with clear conscience do nothing and keep chat, because the phones and PCs have to be even partially reconnected it. And at noon, order pizza all together and are among those who have the most dust lanes and who has already hung his paintings.

But the prevailing chaos and the people who want it just do not understand that there are now totally does not fit, because their small Hiccups, of course, the main ones in the world that no one has a plan and know what everything in the new office will remain for now, so that the new "tenants" are definitely what you do not pick up lots - that just makes me grrrrrrr .. .

 

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